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May 11, 2010, 4:07 pm
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I have started writing my thesis. I am projecting for about 80 pages hardcover bound. This will give it sufficient weight to act as a weapon and still be concealable under a light jacket.

Also I realize that maybe at page 3 is when people will start losing attention so I’m going to throw in some graphic depictions of violence and sex every 2 pages to give it that attention grabbing power.

Important choices I will need to make:
font: Arial or Calibri? Times New Roman is for chumps
spacing: 1.5 or 2? THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU CAN FATHOM

Pages complete: 1/80

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I’ve seen theses here be in Courier, double-spaced. The margins are also huge. Your 80 pages will be like 500 pages before you know it on those settings.

If you’re stuck on those two weak fonts, I say Calibri; fuck Arial. Double-spaced, though, if you have the option.

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