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“Reach up in tha sky for tha hozone laya” – Ludacris
May 19, 2010, 5:43 pm
Filed under: Thesis

Reach for the hozone laya, because even if you miss you’re already halfway to a pimp slap.

All my thesis stuff is ready to go, I’m burning through writing. I’m aiming for 80 total pages.

Thus far, I’ve maintained my 5 page a day average for the previous 4 days, so I’m at
Thesis 20 pages

Look how old this music video is.



May 11, 2010, 4:07 pm
Filed under: yo momma

I have started writing my thesis. I am projecting for about 80 pages hardcover bound. This will give it sufficient weight to act as a weapon and still be concealable under a light jacket.

Also I realize that maybe at page 3 is when people will start losing attention so I’m going to throw in some graphic depictions of violence and sex every 2 pages to give it that attention grabbing power.

Important choices I will need to make:
font: Arial or Calibri? Times New Roman is for chumps
spacing: 1.5 or 2? THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU CAN FATHOM

Pages complete: 1/80

Here is a song that rules:




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